Just when you think you’ve seen it all.. Fort Worth Police Officer Antonio Maldonado II is flagged down by a female “victim” who claimes that she gave another woman twenty dollars to buy crack (yes, that’s her story) and received two pieces of plaster in return. The alleged supect, who admits she was formerly a prostitute, steadfastly denies that she took the woman’s money and she clearly told the woman that she does not sell drugs. Officer Maldonado, a bit dumfounded that the “victim” would have the nerve to seek police help to recover her crack money, issues a trespass warning and explains to the woman that she will be arrested if she ever returns to the property.